But there's one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand
One that says don't cuss and don't fight
Or let the bottle turn you into a different man
But five don't do it every Friday night
Those get you into heaven that are sin red
Ain't gettin' red enough to keep me on a straight line
I'm a jack of all trades, but man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't write
One day she left me in a pile of dust
'Cause I never was too good at pickin' up
The one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand
One that says don't cuss and don't fight
Or let the bottle turn you into a different man
But five don't do it every Friday night
Those get you into heaven that are sin red
Ain't gettin' red enough to keep me on a straight line
I'm a jack of all trades, but man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't write
Yeah, the good Lord knows I need it
I didn't write it but I probably oughta read it
But five don't do it every Friday night
Those get you into heaven that are sin red
Ain't gettin' red enough to keep me on a straight line
I'm a jack of all trades, but man I gotta say
That's one book I didn't write
That's one book I didn't write
That's one book I didn't write
