Hey, yeah
Well, 5 of the PM rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringin' in my ear
The next thing I know, the bartender's pourin'
Shots are flowin', got me stoned and
All I really know is that I should be goin'
But I'm soakin' up the moment
I'm all jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
I don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
It was gettin' mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell, I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin', I deserved it too
'Cause I was all jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
I don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in, though
Two foot later, backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
I don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
Jacked up (All jacked up)
Whoo-ooh-ooh
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned, when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
All jacked up (All jacked up)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
